Just a couple of fools.
- My Friend: Who do you think would win in a fight - a lion or a bear?
- Me: Depends on the size of the bear. But don't lions eat small bears?
- My Friend: *silence*
- Me: What?
- My Friend: *hysterical laughter*
- Me: What? What?
- My Friend: You fool. Lions and bears don't even live together in the same continent.
- Me: Well then how would they get together to have this fight?
- My Friend: ... shit.
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