My Friend:
Who do you think would win in a fight - a lion or a bear?
Me:
Depends on the size of the bear. But don't lions eat small bears?
My Friend:
*silence*
Me:
What?
My Friend:
*hysterical laughter*
Me:
What? What?
My Friend:
You fool. Lions and bears don't even live together in the same continent.
Me:
Well then how would they get together to have this fight?
My Friend:
... shit.
1 week ago
October 27, 2009
Blindside.
2 weeks ago
October 23, 2009
And I don’t know what it was about tonight. I haven’t seen you in months, and only spoken to you a couple of times in that period. I know that you’re damn near getting married to her now. And I’m happy for you.
But it doesn’t change the fact that only tonight, I realised that I am in love with you.